RIDER PROFILE Jeff Ronan
Nickname: "Pepe"
Bike: Gary Fisher Rig (Cracked), Jamis Team Dragon, The Clown Bike(24"rear wheel) Many other Bikes that he breaks out for special occasions
Accomplishments: First 29'er on the trail, Killed an owl with his bike, Master fire builder, Wedding Singer, Survived a childhood beating by Eric Carmen (All By Himself), Fixed a bike with a stick and some duct tape once, Responsible for the invention of the "Teflon Coated Rear Disc Brake" a cutting edge technology that allows for faster descents and also warns oncoming traffic.
Ambition: To set a starting pace so slow that Tom falls over in the trail. (Mach Jeff is the tech term for this speed)
Strengths: Descending, Technical Terrain, Mechanicals, Rigging, Handle Bar Hunting (For Fowl), Wedding Memories, Bad weather pre ride pep rally..
Weaknesses:Eric Carmen, Singing, Tom, Fuse Ball Etiquette, Bourbon, Big Gay Al, The Cantina Dude, Riding in Silence... Following through with riding the bad weather ride...
Favorite Trails: The ones with the Gravel Road Bail Outs or wherever his bros are riding...True Dat
Best Quotes: "I came here to ride not to socialize... because that's how I roll"... "My Bubby Lee Fox from Florida"..."Milo is dead to me"... "It's Not about finishing first, it's about seeing the pain on their faces"
Hobbies: Cycling
Favorite Song: Too many to list, but if you go on a 4 hour ride with Jeff you'll hear most of them
Favorite Beer: Sierra Nevada...by the KEG!!!
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